Quote by MaryJanice Davidson Download Open image ““Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”” — MaryJanice Davidson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Cause that’s all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way, so I can use it as my middle… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“His cock is big, his sexual preferences are exotic, and he gets off making me do things I’d rather not.” — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.” — Rachel Robinson Copy Share Image
“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“A penis has never been something that you pick up and put down and put away idly without consideration.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“No lunch dates, no date to the ball, no penis for you. And you don’t want miss out on my penis. It’s a good… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
“I have this thing that keeps me from being interested in prom dresses, it's called a penis.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.” — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around). — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
