Prom queen Quote by MaryJanice Davidson

“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen…

— MaryJanice Davidson

All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep…

— MaryJanice Davidson

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.

— MaryJanice Davidson

“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked…

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Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

— MaryJanice Davidson

“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…

— MaryJanice Davidson