Quote by Mindy Kaling

“His cock is big, his sexual preferences are exotic, and he gets off making me do things I’d rather not.”

— J.A. Huss

“But, I want someone who needs me and makes a big deal about it.”

— Arden Aoide

“It doesn't matter, because I have found my match. It's Nick, laid-back and calm, smart and fun and uncomplicated. Untortured, happy. Nice. Big penis.”

— Gillian Flynn

“I don’t want a girl, or a woman, or a supermodel. I want you.”

— Nicole Williams

“She already has my heart. I would like for her to take my penis, too. Is that so much to ask?”

— Shayla Black

“I knew I must learn to harness my sexual prowess but back then I just felt unable to comprehend what had happened in my…

— Nicci Greene

“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“You want a man who will desire you, perhaps even way more that he claims to love you.”

— Lebo Grand

“It happens that I want you, and so I just haven’t room for any other desires.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I no longer want it all, just some comfort and some sex and only a minor love.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I needed to get familiar with sex, and it would be just as well to practise first with a boy I didn't care about…

— Kazuo Ishiguro

“I could never keep anybody for long. And that's because I'm the type which every man imagines he wants, until he gets me; and…

— Christopher Isherwood