Friendship Quotes by Mindy Kaling

16 Friendship quotes by Mindy Kaling

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Mindy Kaling brings her signature humor to the subject of friendship. Across sixteen lines she mixes sarcasm, affection, and pop‑culture references to illustrate the quirks of close connections.

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Best friend isn't a person, it's a tier.

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When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the…

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Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered

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I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you…

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“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I…

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One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to…

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“We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is.”

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It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,'…

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“One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to…

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“Don’t be closer to twice a friend’s weight than to her actual weight,” I told myself. This little mantra has helped me…

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“Bren was the kind of best friend I dreamed about having when I was a little kid. I never knew you could…

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“There was just Mavis and me, but it never seemed lonely because we never stopped talking. I could have an argument, in…

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“In my late twenties, when I moved to Los Angeles and all my friends seemed to spread out around the country, I…

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“I have a comedy writer friend, Sandy, whose husband left her for another woman the moment his restaurant (which Sandy had invested…

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There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly…

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“There have been times when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a…

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