Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Don’t be closer to twice a friend’s weight than to her actual weight,” I told myself. This little mantra has helped me… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Bren was the kind of best friend I dreamed about having when I was a little kid. I never knew you could… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
It's really sweet when people tweet at me and say I'm their spirit animal or 'I wish she was my best friend,'… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I have a comedy writer friend, Sandy, whose husband left her for another woman the moment his restaurant (which Sandy had invested… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“There was just Mavis and me, but it never seemed lonely because we never stopped talking. I could have an argument, in… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“In my late twenties, when I moved to Los Angeles and all my friends seemed to spread out around the country, I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“There have been times when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
