Besides, who wants to read about success, anyway? Successful serial murderers, maybe. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't want to be skinny. I'm constantly in a state of self-improvement, but I don't beat myself up over it. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I feel the same way about clothes as I do about food. I want everything, — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm an A student. I'm addicted to feedback, and I want to please people. That's sort of how I've gotten to where… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm a smart enough person to know that I don't want everyone to be cookie-cutter versions of the nine guys who wear… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't think anyone wants to grow up to be Mindy Lahiri, the same way no one wants to grow up to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I just want ambitious teenagers to know it is totally fine to be quite, observant kids. Besides being a delight to your… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
All I want to do is be a gay icon. I was reading Lady Gaga's twitter, because she has like 12 million… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen pounds. But… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There is this cliche of, "Oh, your professional life is fine, but your romantic life isn't." But, that's also really true of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I feel like if I had my personality but was an OB/GYN, you would be psyched. You'd be like, 'My chatty, pop-culture-interested… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I went to Dartmouth College so simply by being an Indian-American woman, I was already so statistically interesting. And then the fact… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In junior high, there were a lot of really ugly guys who were popular because they made people laugh. I was like,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There are little Indian girls out there who look up to me, and I never want to belittle the honor of being… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When people call me either a girl crush or their best friend, like, the best friend they want, that's, to me, the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I am always surprised at what movie studios think people will want to see. I'm even more surprised at how often they… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
You always want to keep your look clean and elegant, but you don't have to do the safe black-dress route. Have some… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I am a super-confident writer, and as a joke writer and as an actress, I'm like, 'I want to go head-to-head with… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to hear how stressed… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough to do what he did. And I have… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I don't have very much time to surf the net, because it's as though my boss has a tracking device on me.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think as women, you know, if you are considered a pioneer in these things, you can get really distracted by these… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
