I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When I was twenty-five, I went on exactly four dates with a much older guy whom I'll call Peter Parker. I'm calling… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I’ve worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn’t be considered strange [to have confidence] at… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Whenever I wanted to talk to anyone on the East Coast, it was way too late. Living three hours behind was one… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I have a personality defect where I sort of refuse to see myself as an underdog... It's because of my parents. They… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
They talk about how men are chasers, but women are just like that too. At least a lot of the women that… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In my writers' room, which is mostly men, I get a lot of questions like "What would be the quickest way to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people compare female writers or female comedians to each other in a way that men are not.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Here's my feeling: For everyone, men and women, it's important to be a feminist. It's important to have female characters. It's wonderful… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I notice that a little bit at The Office, with, like, an actor: If I decided there'd be a certain way in… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image