I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“They say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face -- who will love them now?” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would be the first to admit that I have incredibly high, ambitious standards for my life and my career, and I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Bren was the kind of best friend I dreamed about having when I was a little kid. I never knew you could… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
What I've noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“This story didn't end in fireworks, because the truth is, fireworks are something from my twenties. I could have made fireworks, but… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I always wanted to write, even before I realized that there was a comedy writers' world, or what that life was like.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“This ethereal weirdo abounds in movies, but nowhere else. If she were from real life, people would think she was a homeless… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Ultimately, the main reasons why I will be chubby for life are (1) I have virtually no hobbies except dieting. I can’t… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If I can muster up any allure in my life, at this stage, I wouldn't mind doing that. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think I've always wanted to be a role model, and I think ... everyone should try to live their life like… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In psychology (okay, Twilight) they teach you about the notion of imprinting, and I think it applies here. I reverse-imprinted with athleticism.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There is this cliche of, "Oh, your professional life is fine, but your romantic life isn't." But, that's also really true of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“How is your love life, Minz?” she would ask hungrily, hoping to be entertained by raunchy details. I had none. “Um, you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“In the Shakespearean comedies, the wedding is the end, and there isn't much indication of what happily ever after will look like… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
![“Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts jokes. Sometimes her inspiration comes from areas of her life that are risqué. But she is an A-plus professional joke-writer in addition to being very attractive and a…” quote by Mindy Kaling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/017/mindy-kaling-672_areas_sarah-silverman-writes-her-own-jokes-she_2316002.jpg)
