..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Bren was the kind of best friend I dreamed about having when I was a little kid. I never knew you could… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“They say the best revenge is living well. I say it's acid in the face -- who will love them now?” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Ultimately, the main reasons why I will be chubby for life are (1) I have virtually no hobbies except dieting. I can’t… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I always wanted to write, even before I realized that there was a comedy writers' world, or what that life was like.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
What I've noticed is that almost no one who was a big star in high school is also big star later in… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“This story didn't end in fireworks, because the truth is, fireworks are something from my twenties. I could have made fireworks, but… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life, but that term doesn't seem to encompass… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Everyone should try to live their life like they'd like to be a role model. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I have such a rich fantasy life, I can't help it. I do make up a lot of romantic stories in my… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“This ethereal weirdo abounds in movies, but nowhere else. If she were from real life, people would think she was a homeless… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would be the first to admit that I have incredibly high, ambitious standards for my life and my career, and I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“How is your love life, Minz?” she would ask hungrily, hoping to be entertained by raunchy details. I had none. “Um, you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Sarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything.” — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
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