“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“What’s that? You’ve never heard of the freshman thirty-five? That’s funny, because neither had my parents, who welcomed me home on spring… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“My mom’s a doctor, but because she came from India and then Africa, where childhood obesity was not a problem, she put… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I've always assumed that my parents and my in-laws would live with me when I get older and have children. I just… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I feel lucky because I was a nerd, which I talk about in the book, but I had academic success, so through… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“When I have kids I will largely follow how my parents raised me, because, like everyone else on the planet, I think… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“It's sort of my go-to stock image of my childhood, actually. I think it has something to do with knowing I'll never… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel I need and want to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Your fear that your parents will actually kill you for dropping out of college is something that I think a lot of… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Albums that remind me of my childhood happiness make me incredibly sad now. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I’m the one who looks at the infant, smiles nervously, and as my contribution to small talk, robotically announces to the parent,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
