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“Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered”

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I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase.

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When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody…

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..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've built my life around you." I think a good test to see if a human is actually a robot/android/cylon is to have them listen to this song lyric and study their reaction. If they don't cry,…

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I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,…

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“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice the wasteful frivolity of it all. Why are these kids not home doing their homework? Why aren’t they setting the table for dinner or helping out around the house? Who allows their kids to hang out…

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“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice the wasteful frivolity of it all. Why are these kids not at home doing their homework? Why aren't they setting the table for dinner or helping out around the house? Who allows their kids to hang…

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True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

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I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many…

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There's a female writer-performer thing going on in TV right now.

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Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short…

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More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look

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I know a bit about taxation and the remarkable effort that goes in to avoiding it.

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Resisting and avoiding pain sucks energy-and time. The more you let yourself feel those minute-and-a-half hells, the quicker you'll start feeling those minute-and-a-half happinesses.

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