Quote by Lauren Oliver Download Open image ““DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?”” — Lauren Oliver ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best friend would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.” — John Hankins Copy Share Image
“That look says it all. It makes my butt pucker.” “Makes your butt pucker?” ” — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!” — Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex Copy Share Image
“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him. "You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs. Yes, I… — Patricia Kunnyburger Copy Share Image
“My aunt Carol hasn’t heard her say a word in the whole six years and three months of Grace’s life—not a single syllable. Carol… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
We'll walk together holding hands, and kiss in broad daylight, and love each other as much as we want to, and no one will… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“It seem absurd to me that they don't know, haven't felt any change or tremor, even as my life has been completely turned upside… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“At least when I'm sleeping I can dream myself back to Alex, can dream myself into a different world.” — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
People are like ants: Just a few of them give all the orders. And most of them spend their lives getting squashed. — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Summer explodes into Portland. In early June the heat was there but not the color--the green were still pale and tentative, the morning had… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I wonder if it's ever really possible to know the truth about someone else, or if the best we can do is just stumble… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“Julian is somewhere among those lights, in that blur of people and buildings. I wonder whether he's scared. I wonder whether he's thinking of… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
A room full of words that are nearly the truth but not quite, each note fluttering off the steam of its rose like a… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“She’s the kind of person who makes you feel drunk just by being around her, like suddenly the world’s edges are dulled and all… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
