Ass Quote by Patricia Kunnyburger

“Does this dress make me fat?” “Of course it does. Don’t you own a mirror?”

— Deborah Blake

“I want to see the front of you.” “That’s what all the girls say.” “Do you expect me to roll you over? ’Cuz I…

— J.R. Ward

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“Didn’t anyone ever teach you why it’s a bad idea to make assumptions?” He raises his eyebrows, waiting for an answer. Oh, dear God.…

— Rysa Walker

“Are you a man-whore?" I asked as the loudest group of them teetered away on their high heels. (High heels? Really? At seven thirty…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“ you dress like that all the time. Like a man.”My eyes widened. “I don’t dress like a man,” I said. “I dress practically.…

— Cate Tiernan

“Finally I grinned and said, "I won't eat meat if it's been overcooked." She (Amarinda) glanced up at me, confused, and I added, "I…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“You’re all angles and elbows right now.” I gave him a sour look. “You certainly know how to make a girl feel sexy.” He…

— Diana Rowland

“DOES THIS STRAITJACKET MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?”

— Lauren Oliver

“Now that you are a respectable married woman, I expect you to have no fewer than two glasses with dinner. And maybe- if you…

— Megan Frampton

“We both laugh, and then I quickly take my fiancée home to show her body just how much I love her heart.”

— Chelsea Camaron

“He's an idiot for letting you walk away in that dress tonight.”

— Kelly Stevenson