Humor Quote by John Hankins Download Open image ““Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.”” — John Hankins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humor-again Inspirational Life
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“The thing about wearing big girl pants is sometimes they don’t fit.” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best friend would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Man, did his butt look fine in those jeans. They were tight in all the right places. And worn out just right too. You… — Julie Cassar Copy Share Image
“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“Have you seen your butt in jeans? Until you have, you’re not qualified to comment.” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“Who the hell cares about how your pants look like with your boots! Wear your attitude!” — Avijeet Das Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 3, If someone of the same gender says something like, "Silly Willy", or "ohhohyou stop that big boy/little lady", all you need… — John Hankins Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
