Humor Quote by John Hankins Download Open image ““Life lesson 1, never tell a woman she's fat.”” — John Hankins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life
“You'll always be a fat girl. You don't know how to be anything else.” — Sarra Manning Copy Share Image
“I once heard her tell a friend that she was, in fact, a 120-pound woman, but she kept herself wrapped in fat in order… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.” — Antonio Olinto Copy Share Image
“Even at that young age, I understood that to be fat was to be undesirable to men, to be beneath their contempt, and I… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“You know what's a bigger taboo than being fat? Not wanting to get married.” — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
“There are worse things in life to be than fat, and one of them is ignorant. Another is prejudiced. Another is deliberately cruel.” — Laura Wiess Copy Share Image
“The fact is that I’m fat because life is a snarl of physical, emotional, and cultural forces both in and out of my control.… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“what is the greatest lesson a woman should learn that since day one she's already had everything she needs within herself it's the world… — Rupi Kaur Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 3, If someone of the same gender says something like, "Silly Willy", or "ohhohyou stop that big boy/little lady", all you need… — John Hankins Copy Share Image
“Life lesson 2, Never tell a woman that those pants make her butt look big.” — John Hankins Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image