“The gods damn you, look what you've done! If I want to grow this back, I'll have to endure the most terrifying… — Kevin Hearne Humour Copy Share Image
“Failure is rarely a conscious decision and it’s often out of our control, determined by things like physics and circumstance and other… — Kevin Hearne Failure Copy Share Image
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the… — Kevin Hearne Battle Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." She's not saying I'm occasionally female. She's implying that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
...Having no recourse, I feel back on Shakespeare. Leif would recognize it and understand the context properly. With my remaining few seconds… — Kevin Hearne Benedick Copy Share Image
“And I knew too well the loneliness that clamps around one’s heart when loved ones have passed on before. To have that… — Kevin Hearne Every day Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around. They are loathsome… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It quickly became a tracking operation, though. My chariot could not keep up with his truck. By the time I caught up… — Kevin Hearne Healthy fear Copy Share Image
No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus… — Kevin Hearne Adverbs Copy Share Image
“A man’s supposed to shit himself after he dies, son, not before. Try to remember that, lad, so that when your time… — Kevin Hearne Time Copy Share Image
Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but… — Kevin Hearne Body Copy Share Image
“I dislike guilt." the Morrigan said." it is regret and recrimination and despair over that which cannot be changed. It is like… — Kevin Hearne Moral code Copy Share Image
“I have never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of… — Kevin Hearne Doing Just Fine Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan — Kevin Hearne History Copy Share Image
How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys… — Kevin Hearne Bags Copy Share Image
Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer.… — Kevin Hearne Answers Copy Share Image
“Yes, I felt guilt. Somehow I had pushed Fand to the precipice without realizing it, and had I not been so blind,… — Kevin Hearne Life Copy Share Image
