Iron-druid-chronicles Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Iron-druid-chronicles Oberon
“Once you see the glimmer of an opening, shove your foot into the crack.” — Sally MacKenzie Copy Share Image
“Shepley’s girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn’t get enough, and I didn’t want to quit.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Crack had a social logic to it, a specific kind of reasoning that drew from a vast well of common experience for its symbolic… — Dimitri A. Bogazianos Copy Share Image
“There is cracks, cracks, in everything, that's how the light gets in.' I had cracks but not the hope.” — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
