Lad Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image “Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Good Lad Killin Brits Lad Lad Atticus Lawn Killin Lawns Yer Good
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When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
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“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
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