Time Quote by Kevin Hearne

“Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.”

— Nora Roberts

“What do you have?” “Wine. Weak cider. Water. Whiskey.” “A veritable plethora of ‘W’ drinks.” “If I ever have walrus piss, I will offer…

— Anne Mallory

“The cup is half full, sunshine and flowers and I try to act like I agree, but really I’m pissed someone dumped out half…

— Nyrae Dawn

“The cup is both half full and half empty; it has never been one or the other. Stop obsessing over a trivial point and…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“I think you’re funny, and the toilet sounds like a soda can opening when it flushes. It’s a diet soda, so it’s less filling…

— Jarod Kintz

“I ask, ‘Is the cup half-empty or half-full?’ And when I ask that question, I am amazed at how many people have no cup.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake, and thine often infirmities.”

— St. Paul

“doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... drink it and get on with your life.”

— Catherine Goldhammer

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“If you come to me with a cup that is already full, how can you expect me to give you something to drink?”

— Dave Hoover

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams