Joke Quote by Douglas Adams

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water!

— Douglas Adams

“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.”

— Yann Martel

“I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.”

— Gregory David Roberts

“I’ve always liked to drink. But I did become sadder, and sadness gets boring after a while, for the sad person and for everyone…

— Paula Hawkins

“If you don't enjoy sipping it, it's not worth drinking.”

— Raymond Bolton

“I am a glass of Positivity; If you drink it,you will always find positives in you!”

— PRIYANSHU JOSHI

“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re drunk, you’re…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“do you drink because you are afraid of life? the interviewer asked. disgusted with life is more like it, said the writer, and with…

— Charles Bukowski

“Don't drink; it's bad for you.”

— Terry Trueman

“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not get wet!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Why defile your body with a drink?”

— Lailah Gifty Akita