Quote by Far East Movement

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the same well…

— Paulo Coelho

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

— Johnny Hunt

They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know?

— Norm MacDonald

What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death.

— William Seabrook

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

— Rita Tushingham

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

— William Butler Yeats

Drunk people are annoying when you're sober.

— Anonymous

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

— Eddie Van Halen

I can't stand bitches that cry when they're drunk.

— Anonymous

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

— Alison McCarthy

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.

— Emily Yoffe