Drunk Quote by Gwyneth Paltrow

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.

— Anonymous

I met [my editor] in a bar where alcoholic beverages are served and I bought her one and I told her the idea. And…

— Daniel Handler

I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a social thing,…

— Reggie Watts

“It’s difficult to have a conversation with someone who is drinking and getting gradually more inebriated when you are completely sober. It also creates…

— Jake Remington

Once I stopped drinking and I'd be going out on dates, or hanging out with guys, I'd realize, "Oh, maybe I don't like them…

— Alison Rosen

I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.

— Taylor Swift

Drinking just doesn't appeal to me. I don't know if it's the whole bloated thing or the not-being-aware-of-yourself thing. I don't want to be…

— Amanda Bynes

It's much worse to see a woman drunk than a man: I don't know quite why this is true but it just is. Don't…

— Christopher Hitchens

“watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted patrons. Maybe…

— Amber Lynn Natusch

I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection…

— Sharon Stone

The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that…

— Graham Coxon

Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.

— Anonymous