Druid-sense Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Druid-sense Irony Sarcasm Time
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“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Canine Psychology 101. Seriously don't look at it, (the T bone steak) Look for the dastardly villain." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology." Atticus” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image