Humor Quote by Kevin Hearne

If a retainer will just think about what he is to do for the day at hand, he will be able to do anything.…

— Yamamoto Tsunetomo

“Mr. Lisbon knew his parental and neighborly duty entailed putting the retainer in a Ziploc bag, calling the Kriegers, and telling them their expensive…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

New York was fun as a kid. I loved to go walking. It was an adventure. I remember throwing my retainer into a garbage…

— Liv Tyler

I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.

— Jeff Gannon

In my opinion butlers ought To know their place, and not to play The Old Retainer night and day.

— Joachim du Bellay

“whereas Allie still had to wear a retainer at night to keep her bottom teeth from collecting like dice in a Yahztee cup.”

— Ruthie Knox

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

— J Mascis

Genius is not a retainer to any emperor.

— Henry David Thoreau

“the degree to which a client pushes back on the retainer is inversely proportional to their guilt.”

— Adam Mitzner

When I think about what sort of person I would most like to have on a retainer, I think it would be a boss.…

— Andy Warhol

You give me head, it makes it worse, take out your retainer.

— Dead Kennedys

I don't want a retainer for 'EastEnders,' I've left. I've left for good.

— June Brown

“Oberon’s been kidnapped along with one of the werewolves, and that’s why we’re all so upset. We’ll talk more tomorrow, and I promise to…

— Kevin Hearne

“Time flies when you grow fangs and fur.”

— Dianna Hardy

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?

— Kristen Schaal