Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““should be going in there with a thousand naked warriors who fight like wet cats with dodgy bowels.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“There are people who cannot resist the desire to get into a cage with wild beasts and be mangled.” — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Then they all surrounded the poop little animal and pulled out all his fur.” — Yei Theodora Ozaki Copy Share Image
“You’re standing there in a fur diaper and you’re going to give her shit about her bathing habits?” — Ruby Dixon Copy Share Image
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“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.” — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image