Quote by Douglas Adams Download Open image ““I could have more fun in cat litter.”” — Douglas Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You know your cat is fucking with you when she poops in the litter box and somehow manages to miss the litter.” — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
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“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My cat’s still… — Robert Dugoni Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Well...letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it in.” — Charles Martin Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at least I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
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