Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Here’s a pen so the next time you want to write a message about drugs, you won’t have to use someone’s heart.”

— Kenya Wright

“What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something…

— Jason Medina

“Marcy soon entered the room with a plastic cup with a bright green lid--the perfect reflection of my skin tone. “Do you think you…

— Ree Drummond

“I freighted a leaf with a mental message for the friends at home, and dropped it in the stream. But I put no stamp…

— Mark Twain

“For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it…

— Jarod Kintz

“Never leave a message for someone you really want to reach. No, you keep phoning and phoning until someone picks up—out of anger or…

— Gillian Flynn

“Then I’d go pee into a cup—or at least try to. Stupid drug tests! I’ve been taking them for nearly a decade now and…

— Cat Marnell

“I normally don't give messages to other people, but if you think I gave you one, take it.”

— Hemanth

“I have never even idly thought for a single passing second that it might make my life nicer to have a small rude incontinent…

— Tim Kreider

“I was worried about littering, but Larry said it was okay 'cause corks come from trees and are natural and stuff. Only he used…

— J.L. Merrow

“I called room service wearing nothing but a towel. I’d almost forgotten. I ordered a pot of coffee, sugar, and cream. They asked if…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Every full bottle of alcohol has a message in it, a surprise that one will not discover until one drinks it.”

— Viet Thanh Nguyen