“I think life is like a ham bone if you live it right. You enjoy it and then you bury it when… — Kevin Hearne Life Copy Share Image
I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in… — Kevin Hearne Belief Copy Share Image
“The mourning of a loved one never ends with a funeral. It comes back every so often, like a stage performer eager… — Kevin Hearne Curtain call Copy Share Image
They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin'… — Kevin Hearne Camaro Copy Share Image
It’s best not to experiment on yourself. Bacon practically froze himself to death in one of his experiments and died of pneumonia.”… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
No, she knows you're here. She can see through the camouflage. But I think she's hiding something from me, and I'm waiting… — Kevin Hearne Camouflage Copy Share Image
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Clans Copy Share Image
“Behind me, I heard my apprentice growl, “All your base are belong to us, Niko.” — Kevin Hearne Nerd Copy Share Image
“My neighbor raised a shaking index finger to point at the saguaro. "That moving cactus...and the big bug...and you, you spooky bastard.… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. — Kevin Hearne Lad Copy Share Image
“when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through… — Kevin Hearne Biology Copy Share Image
“I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisibility. It binds my pigment to my surroundings,… — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. — Kevin Hearne Beer Copy Share Image
“When a fight comes at ye, it’s not going to ask if you’re in shape for it! Ye have to be ready… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED” — Kevin Hearne Iron-druid-chronicles Copy Share Image
“His moral compass always points to himself; he is his own true north.” — Kevin Hearne Moral compass Copy Share Image
“What I'd truly been avoiding was love, the strongest binding there is, and the pain that scrapes at your insides when the… — Kevin Hearne Love Copy Share Image
Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that… — Kevin Hearne America Copy Share Image
That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would… — Kevin Hearne Amazed Copy Share Image
“I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit.” — Kevin Hearne Hammered Copy Share Image
“Celibacy is a terrible idea, adhered to by people who hate themselves and want everyone else to do the same. You should… — Kevin Hearne People Who Hate Copy Share Image
“That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” Oberon said. ” — Kevin Hearne Atticus-finch Copy Share Image
“[...] we are on the payrolls of two dozen different companies as consultants, but we do absolutely nothing for our paychecks, just… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
