Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““it shall be called the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha!”>”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox, and it… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Single cheese or double cheese?” which gives you an illusion of choice, but really what they’re doing is eliminating the option of “No cheese”… — Benjamin Smith Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand why you insist on calling yourselves Three Little Piglettes,” Mum groans. “It’s a horrible name.” “We’ll make it beautiful, you’ll see.… — Clémentine Beauvais Copy Share Image
Bacon. Let's talk about bacon. There's no meat more glorious than bacon. You can add it to pasta instead of cheese. You can stick… — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
I don't understand why they call it Hawaiian pizza when there is also Canadian bacon.. — Amber Hope Copy Share Image
“...You could be a member of a special, macho, elite force, protecting mankind from insidios evil in all forms, including the triple-decker bacon cheeseburger."… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
A sandwich needn't be loaded with bacon or ham to make it a serious feast. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
“They closely resemble eating baked lays, when what you really want is a damn fat ass bacon cheeseburger.” — Kimber S. Dawn Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
