Bears Quote by Kevin Hearne

“Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it.”

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Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.

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“I bet it’s a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.”

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“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a…

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Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish.

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“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds…

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Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely…

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“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,”

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When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

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“Oh sweet kraken tits.”

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“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"…

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“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane”

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“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be…

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For not only every democracy, but certainly every republic, bears within itself the seeds of its own destruction.

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In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...…

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Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

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The Germans are the most philosophic people in the world, and the greatest smokers: now I trace their philosophy to their smoking. Smoking has…

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...Gratitude transforms the torment of memory of good things now gone into silent joy. One bears what was lovely in the past not as…

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You've had a whole lot of experience, but everything is also radically new at each moment, and you have to bring a kind of…

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The rationale which accompanies that imposition of male authority euphemistically referred to as 'the battle of the sexes' bears a certain resemblance to the…

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Pay no heed to the passing religious vogue. Go back to the grass roots. Open your hearts and search the Scriptures. Bear your cross,…

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I want you to take a red-hot bath as hot as you can bear it, and just relax your nerves. You can read in…

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He sank into the rocking chair, the same one in which Rebecca had sat during the early days of the house to give embroidery…

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