Druid-sense-druid-humor Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““Grody is in the eye of the beholder.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Druid-sense-druid-humor
“We all have foibles, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And the beholder oftentimes gets it wrong.” — Julie Anne Long Copy Share Image
“ Beauty is not in the eyes of the beholder it is in the eyes of those who believe they are beautiful.” — Poetic Evolution Copy Share Image
“If beauty is in the eye of the beholder than consider yourself beholden.” — Truth Devour Copy Share Image
“The gruff gryphon’s voice turned gentle. “What am I, chopped liver? You beat the crap out of me this afternoon. That pretty much makes… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“...underneath their human guises, they looked like the typical faery - that is, no wings, scantily clad and kind of man-pretty like Orlando Bloom's… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
