Quote by Kevin Hearne Download Open image ““because feck a handsome chicken if I wasn’t right about Fand.”” — Kevin Hearne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Only the chicken-lover will understand me. He will give me a kindly look, maybe mildly desirous. His eyes will tell me: You might look… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“I love chicken sooo much! I could eat it all the time. Then I would get sick...” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
“He’s exquisite. Perfection made flesh. Granted, he didn’t come out looking like this. A few hours ago, he bore a strong resemblance to a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“So he was good-looking and he had a great set of thighs. Chickens had nice thighs, too.” — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“wasn’t a live chicken—that would not have been kind to the chicken—but a whole, plucked chicken.” — Cathy Lamb Copy Share Image
“He had lost a wife and gained a pet chicken. Yep. Sounded about right.” — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
“Like many silly codes of bravery and manliness, the meat of my father’s instruction on how to die well can be distilled to a… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes, which sounds… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“I thought for the longest time that chicken-fried steak was steak that had been fried by specially trained chickens,” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts. — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“No. See, when you throw up you're vomiting, but when you throw down you're starting a fight, as in throwing down the gauntlet." "Ohhhh,"… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The grin on his face wasn’t the affable, friendly sort; instead, it was the sociopathic rictus of the irretrievably, bug-fuckeringly insane” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“What sealed the deal for me was that the cloak wouldn't come off without a generous donation of my tears. Those used to be… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
