Humor Quote by John Irving

“Come down and eat chicken with me beautiful. It's soooo dark.”

— Stephen King

“He’s exquisite. Perfection made flesh. Granted, he didn’t come out looking like this. A few hours ago, he bore a strong resemblance to a…

— Emma Chase

“Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?" Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't help but…

— Karen Hawkins

“One feather is of no use to me, I must have the whole bird.”

— Jacob Grimm

“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“And he will be as handsome as the dawn and wear red and he will keep ravens of his own. And your beautiful bird…

— T. Kingfisher

“I want to grow old with you until my feathers go grey my beak wrinkles up and my wings are too weak to fly.…

— Rob Ryan

I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words…

— Jill Shalvis

“though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken?”

— Lorrie Moore

“I am largely worried about wingless chickens. I feel this is the time for me to fulfill myself by stepping in and saving the…

— Flannery O'Connor

“Compare her face with some that I shall show, 85 And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.”

— William Shakespeare

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm