Dictionary Quote by Demetri Martin

I once tried to read the dictionary. It didn't work.

— Emma Kenney

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. In case you Want me to put some words in your mouth.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm a massive fan of the dictionary.

— Gemma Collins

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

— Stephen King

“of view, may show that he is not getting the respect he deserves. Although our theory is a definition of the term “asshole,” we…

— Aaron James

Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

— Anonymous

The dictionary is a wonderful thing, but you can't let it push you around.

— Mary Norris

Check any dictionary! It drives me out of my mind!

— Kelsey Grammer

I'm very sensitive to the English language. I studied the dictionary obsessively when I was a kid and collect old dictionaries. Words, I think,…

— Drew Barrymore

When I need to know the meaning of a word, I look it up in a dictionary.

— William Safire

me: why is it upset? shouldn't it be downset? gideon: i will file a lawsuit against the dictionaries first thing tomorrow morning. we're going…

— David Levithan

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

— Dave Barry