Humor Quote by Chris Genoa

“Erin’s throat closed up a little. “We slept together after knowing each other for three hours,” she whispered. “Why are you whispering? There’s no…

— Jenny Lyn

“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the…

— Kelly Oram

“Behave," Kurt said, and slapped her buttocks. "Didn't I tell you to be still? Your job is to focus on my will and let…

— Nikki Sex

“What just happened?” asked Jeff. “Sloane just yelled at the story until it went away,” I said blankly.”

— Seanan McGuire

“The thing is, Fallon . . . I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing…

— Penelope Douglas

“Detective Maxwell?” Kathy said. “Why so formal? His name’s Jack isn’t it? Jack and Jill. You two were obviously meant for one another. Come…

— Adele Abbott

“Huh?” I looked up into her red face, wondering what had happened. “Apologize to Ken, this instant!” She smacked her napkin on the table…

— A.E. Davis

“My twin and I swapped another stare, communicating silently something along the lines of, Duane: What the hell is she talking about? Me: I have no idea, but I…

— Penny Reid

“It's Dana! She's back early." He ran his hand frantically over Mitch's neat, blonde hair. "What's she want? What's she doing here? "Maybe she…

— Richelle Mead