Babies Quote by David Cross Download Open image ““Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm”” — David Cross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Babies Desire Funny Funny but sad Humor
“It was frustratingly common that children were no sooner gone from the nest and established in their own homes ... than they began to… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“All too often, those of us who choose to remain childless are accused of being somehow unwomanly or unnatural or selfish, but history teaches… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Being abandoned by a child or children is the most traumatic experience ever suffered by a parent. It’s a life-changing event, best- described as… — Sally Miller Copy Share Image
When you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with. — Marion Cotillard Copy Share Image
“..a new baby is not uninterrupted bliss. It's joy mixed with terror, fatigue, depression, intense feelings of helplessness, loneliness and inadequacy. And poop.” — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
“Indeed, analyst Robert Bak calls orgasm "the perfect promise between love and death," the means by which we repatriate separation of mother and child through the momentary extinction of the self. It is true that few of us consciously climb into a lover's bed in the hope of finding our mommy between the sheets. But the sexual loss of our… — Judith Viorst Copy Share
“Being abandoned through the neglect of our developmental dependency needs is the major factor in becoming an adult child. We grow up; we look like adults. We walk and talk like adults, but beneath the surface is a little child who feels empty and needy, a child whose needs are insatiable because he has a child’s needs in an adult… — John Bradshaw Copy Share
“Adopted children are self-invented because we have to be; there is an absence, a void, a question mark at the very beginning of our… — Jeannette Winterson Copy Share Image
“Reclaimed, unrepressed infantile experience enriches rather than detracts from adult experience. The” — Stephen A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they… — David Cross Copy Share
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp was my smallest audience, so the guy was right there. I was like, "What?" He said, "Dave Attell does a bit about, 'Why are there luggage stores in the airport?'" I had never seen that,… — David Cross Copy Share
When I'm on Twitter, we just talk to people. I call all my Twitter followers my 'Twitter babies.' — Rozonda Thomas Copy Share Image
It was an odd coincidence that my career took off the same decade as having babies. I often wished it had been different, that… — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
My videos, the ones I produced and co-directed and came up with a treatment from scratch - those are my babies. — Sisqo Copy Share Image
“you like babies, don't you? he asked... I have a marginally higher opinion of them than Herod, she said.” — Jill McGown Copy Share Image
“...For having a baby's sweet face so close to your own, for so long a time as it takes to nurse 'em, is a… — Erica Eisdorfer Copy Share Image
Some women just skip having babies or adopt because they don't want to get fat or they haven't put in the time to find… — Jaime Pressly Copy Share Image
So many entrepreneurs view their companies as their babies. They micromanage, and they stall. — Kirsten Green Copy Share Image
After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs. — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
Life and families and babies are all joyous gifts. But if we do not begin to truly account for our numbers, we will surely… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
I've signed babies' arms. I wanted to pull a 'Ricky Bobby' and sign a baby's forehead. — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
The moment a child is born, The mother is also born. She never existed before. The women existed, But the mother, Never. A mother… — Anonymous Copy Share Image