Asshole Quote by Douglas Adams

You cant be a complete asshole to girls but you cant be too nice either have to mash it up or else you find…

— Anonymous

“Asher is a complete asshole and I feel so dirty I want to take a shower. I”

— J.A. Huss

“You are a complete asshole, you know that?” “I’ve been called worse,” he said, helping me off the stool.”

— Jamie McGuire

People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it.…

— Trent Reznor

“Such a shame that a dashing, valiant exterior was wasted on a complete asshole.”

— Cassandra Gannon

“Only a complete asshole would keep repeating the same old mistakes and blaming it on something else. Hell, we have all had it hard.…

— Sister Souljah

Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it.

— Jessica Wadia

You're a jerk, an asshole, and immature you don't make sense and sometimes, I just want to strangle you, but on top of all…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth,…

— Alexei Maxim Russell

The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius…

— Douglas Adams

“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”

— Darynda Jones

When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.

— Demetri Martin