“Idealists are either blind or clowns; because they think it is possible to have a beautiful world with asshole creatures like humans.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
When you are nice to girls they like you , but when you're an asshole they love you. — D_Alb Copy Share Image
“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
I hate when people walk in on me masturbating and look at me like I'm the asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I lend all of you who need it my full-on black-clad asshole super-strength” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
The key is, how do you feel with the one asshole? They cannot be talked to. That's why they are assholes. — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
“You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.” — Alexandra V Copy Share Image
“You know what’s going to happen if we find him. He’s going to be an asshole, and Dragos, you can’t kill him… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Axel Reid, you wake up right now!” I yell. “Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
“think of it.' said Robert Rosenbluth, a doctor whose acquaintance i made at the start of this book. 'no engineer could design… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Ive never been like Zac Efron. I am a bit of an asshole. I have a dark side. Im a bit of… — Shia Labeouf Copy Share Image
“Holder. He says I can't date her." I begin walking toward class and Breckin falls into step with me. "Why not? Because… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“So I want you to pull your head out of your donkey ass and keep an eye out for her, do you… — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
“Until last night, I thought you were still with that asshole. I’m not the kind of man who’s going to move in… — Harper Sloan Copy Share Image
Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You're the girl who called me an asshole the first time we spoke. The girl who tried to pay for lunch even… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“Listen to me and listen to me good,” she ground out. “You are an asshole. You don’t tell me what to do,… — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“Am I an asshole? In the past, I would have said "no" with some degree of confidence. But as I drop my… — Ella James Copy Share Image
“The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“See, I know this game. You flatter me, make me laugh and feel good about myself. Then the next thing I know… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
