Asshole Quote by Laurann Dohner
““Listen to me and listen to me good,” she ground out. “You are an asshole. You don’t tell me what to do, ever. The day you control my life, well, that day is when hell freezes over. I’m not some weak little wife type, asshole, and I don’t need a man to control me or tell me what to do. If you ever try to pull this shit again I’ll show you weak when they have to surgically remove my shoe from your ass. When you walk in the door of my house after you find a way back there, you have five minutes to pack up your things and get the hell out or you’ll need that surgery. I want you to get on a plane, take your miserable, bitchy little bald ass out of my life, and don’t ever come near me again. Do you hear me?””
About This Quote
Source TV Show: Not specified, likely a scripted scene, 2020
She asserts fierce independence, rejecting control and demanding respect, using vivid language to threaten retaliation.
In simple terms: She refuses to be controlled and threatens consequences.
Set firm boundaries and enforce them.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- relationship
- personal safety
- assertive communication
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What boundaries are non‑negotiable for you?
- How can you assert yourself without violence?
May alienate allies or escalate conflict.