A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to. — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
“How can he love being... that? Being what Caine is?" "Because he's an asshole," she says. "You must have noticed.” — Matthew Stover Copy Share Image
“Everything he did, he did well, and as a result he was an accomplished asshole indeed.” — Douglas Preston Copy Share Image
“He can play the gentleman all he wants. I know he's still an asshole at heart.” — Ember Casey Copy Share Image
“If there are two choices, I'm usually going to pick the wrong one, but I really don't do it to be an… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“You can’t make silly people stay away from you; all you can do is staying away from them.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“No and Yes. No, it doesn't change what I think about you, and yes, it validated you're still an asshole.” — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“Why? Because in your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.” — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I think most people, and I'm talking vamp or human, are shitty. They put on an act. They pretend to be all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's just better to suck up the fact that you are an asshole and decide that tomorrow is the day you… — Meg Howrey Copy Share Image
Im nothing but a lowlife asshole and looks are very decieving so if your gonna criticise me for nothing go ahead see… — Nikolas Sixxbvb Copy Share Image
“I’m going on to bigger and better things. You’re going to be hearing about me someday. I’m going to be somebody. And… — Rosalind James Copy Share Image
What's the purpose of turning A Genuinely Good Guy into an Asshole...Can't you see that's the reason an Asshole turned You from… — Chardonnay Tyson Copy Share Image
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk… — Alexei Maxim Russell Copy Share Image
“Somehow I’d still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile. And just like… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Dear Trixie, Will you come to Memphis with me? A) Yes B) No C) I'd go anywhere with you because you fuck… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
There are days when I wanna say fuck you and die because you will always be the biggest asshole to me on… — Najha Copy Share Image
“Her hope was to embarrass me. Little does she know, I'm fluent in Asshole.” — S.L. Jennings Copy Share Image
“the next time you are in a group of people trying to reach consensus, be the asshole. Every group needs one, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If being an asshole was all it took to get yourself killed, you and I would have been dead long ago.” — Linwood Barclay Copy Share Image
Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
