Quote by Jess Walter Download Open image ““Ideas are sphincters. Every asshole has one.”” — Jess Walter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“True ideas seem to suffer from repetition, while stupid ones tend to flourish.” — James Rozoff Copy Share Image
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.” — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“Great ideas come easy—until you overthink them into stupidity like this one.” — Chloe Lukas Copy Share Image
“The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.” –Unknown” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
“Listen, girl, I came to tell you that life is stupid. It just pulls the same shit over and over. Sometimes you think you… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share Image
For many people it's Facebook, or sports on TV, whatever it is. I have my own demons that I battle. But whatever they are,… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
Without sounding overly sentimental about the process, I'd say trying to describe how you tend to conceive of a book is like describing how… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“What person who has enjoyed life could possibly think one is enough?” — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
For me, movies and television are interesting because they are the dominant storytelling form of our time. My first love will always be fiction,… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
In seventh grade, with some vague sense that I wanted to be a writer, I crouched in the junior high school library stacks to… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“There would seem to be nothing more obvious, more tangible and palpable than the present moment. And yet it eludes us completely. All the… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
People sometimes ask who I would cast in my books and I never have any idea. I don't think I could ever write a… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“A writer needs four things to achieve greatness, Pasquale: desire, disappointment, and the sea.” — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
“And Pasquale forced himself to look away from her then. It was like prying a magnet off steel, but he did it: he turned… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I've been simultaneously drawn to and repelled from Hollywood for years. — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
I cling to the idea that Herman Melville had to work at the end of his career watching ships in a dock, as a… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
