Dirty-realism Quote by Simone Elkeles

“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.” quote by Simone Elkeles — Download Open image

““Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.””

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