“If I remember correctly, I called you an asshole doctor." "That's no more than the truth... except I'm not a proctologist.” — Kathleen Gilles Seidel Copy Share Image
Just because I don't fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian.It just makes you an asshole.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“-And I'm sorry too. -For what? -For calling you an asshole doctor. -That's okay. -Even though, technically, that is what you are.” — Astrid Amara Copy Share Image
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole — John Lydon Copy Share Image
Now you goofy. Im an asshole and my car dufus. Mikey rock chucks like the cool kids. — Tyga Copy Share Image
Couples don't break up anymore. One person just acts like an asshole till the other person can't take it anymore..!! — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
“An asshole who sometimes pretends to be nice totally has the ability to suck you back in, making you think that you… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“But it wasn't fair that he was so good-looking. He was such an asshole, and not in a charming way.” — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“You can be a cocky asshole to me. I deal with little pricks like you all of the time. But you leave… — Teresa Mummert Copy Share Image
I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
But it was in this moment, lying in bed late at night, that I first realized that the voice in my head—the… — Dan Harris Copy Share Image
Y'know, I realize that George W. Bush is an asshole, but don't judge all us yankees by the actions of our government.… — Chris Shiflett Copy Share Image
“Donald Trump comes closer than anyone else to being the archetype of the species; crossing genres, he exemplifies all the ways an… — Geoffrey Nunberg Copy Share Image
“The man is an asshole." "You might say that, but you'd be maligning a part of the body that is of unquestioned… — Eleanor Arnason Copy Share Image
“[He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
“Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he's a bit of an asshole and no one invites him to their… — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
“Look at that asshole! Not a care in the world! Today, I fish; tomorrow, I blow up a mosque. Smart, hiding in… — Mark M. Bello Copy Share Image
“Pursue decency in all dealings with your fellow man and woman. Simply put? Don’t be an asshole.” — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“A tiny part of me wanted to kick him, too, not because he was homeless, but because he was a judgmental asshole.” — Julia Karr Copy Share Image
“My nostrils flare. Just shut the fuck up and start the rounds, asshole.” — T.L. Swan Copy Share Image
Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He's such an asshole you'd never believe he could be religious, but he is.” — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Love me or hate me bt I'm gonna do asshole by my dick …as u deserves this nly nt my love…!! — Smile Mittu Copy Share Image
“Violet: "You're an asshole." Onyx: "Thank you, it's something that took an eternity to perfect.” — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
“Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, "Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that. — Eminem Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to 'Damn it' or 'Asshole'” Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet. — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“He never wanted to hurt someone. Well, not like that, at least. He was a sadist, not an asshole.” — Tymber Dalton Copy Share Image
“So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.” — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
If you can play an asshole you never get to do it in life, so what rich joy there is to go… — David Koechner Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're an asshole." "Everyone says that like they're surprised." Remy & Ender- Unleashing the Storm” — Sydney Croft Copy Share Image
“Sorry,” I muttered. “Just because you’re an asshole doesn’t mean I have to be a bitch.” — Jenna Black Copy Share Image
Women's logic. Yes, he's nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get heart broken & preach 'All… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I also got the impression that having a lot of money can turn a decent person into an asshole.” — Susane Colasanti Copy Share Image
“Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Some people talk like a fish with a paper asshole; whatever they say just doesn't hold water.” — Matt Ponticello Copy Share Image
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