“I’m an asshole, I know. But I’d rip off my own arm before hurting you.” — Rebecca Zanetti Copy Share Image
“Don’t get too close,” warned Wesslam. “He is cute, but he’s an asshole.” — Brian Harmon Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Drew-buddy, you got more problems than a blind retard with cancer in his asshole.” — Adam Vine Copy Share Image
Only a real asshole takes liberties with someone else's car stereo. That's serious. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Such a shame that a dashing, valiant exterior was wasted on a complete asshole.” — Cassandra Gannon Copy Share Image
Im not an asshole I just dont give a fuck alot the only time I do is when a bitch is screaming… — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
~~ Behind every strong woman, there is a real asshole that made her that way. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
It takes one asshole to ruin the whole thing. That's it. One. The problem with the world is one asshole comes up… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
“I thought I told you to stay away from me,” I snap. “No, you told me not to touch you again. You… — Jessa L. Gilbert Copy Share Image
Your Plan and the stuff that comes out of my asshole bear a suspicious resemblance to each other. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
You haven't truly grown up yet till you realize spongebobs the asshole neighbor, not squidward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“No engineer could design something as multifunctional and fine-tuned as an anus. To call someone an asshole is really bragging him up.” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When someone calls you and asshole, then later asks you to talk, just say — Kellen Hendrix Copy Share Image
One of the most heinous, insidious lies is the notion that you have to be an asshole to be a successful business… — Alan Cooper Copy Share Image
“You better not turn out to be an asshole,” she says quietly. “And you better be done with that guy in Italy,”… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
A woman's logic: He's nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, get my heart broken, and preach, All… — Matt Carter Copy Share Image
Sometimes I say things in interviews and then I see them in print and I think, "What an asshole." — Thao Nguyen Copy Share Image
If a girl disrespect u .. fuck that shit'' ...just respect grlz don't be a Asshole .. — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
I aint smart, but I aint dumb either. I know the difference between a liar and a cheater. — Emily Tilley Copy Share Image
“I'm going to make you come so hard you forget that you're supposed to be the world's biggest asshole.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Jesus, he wasn’t a dick, he was an asshole and he had some serious fucking work to do. “She” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
She made me realize what a bitch she is¦¦¦¦ well now is my turn to make her realize what an asshole I… — Chops Copy Share Image
“What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.” — Richard Bachman Copy Share Image
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Just because you're an artist doesn't give you an excuse to be an asshole. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series) — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“It never once occurs to him, though, that the reason he's so unhappy is that he's an asshole.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
You work with them so they make money u give them money so they are happy bail them out of jail and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And the asshole of the year award goes to…ding ding ding! We have a winner.” — Rachel Van Dyken Copy Share Image
I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It's very hard for me to just be… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
“Don't look back, you asshole! he thought. Good advice, from Orpheus to Lot.” — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Break up make up ,sometimes the make up doesn't work,they start being the same asshole all over again... — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
“Everyone is an asshole," says Libby. "I suppose all you can hope to be is a lighter shade of brown.” — Danger Slater Copy Share Image
Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
In some ways, blogging is like drinking - it gives a person permission to be a total asshole. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
South Africa, it's like the little asshole of the whole world - it's, like, the bottom. It's, like, in the dark depths… — Watkin Tudor Jones Copy Share Image
