“Asher is a complete asshole and I feel so dirty I want to take a shower. I” — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
The karma of fucking over a good person is the asshole you end up with ! — Prettyassdaee Copy Share Image
If you park next to me like an asshole, I'll make sure to open my door like an asshole and ding your… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He’s an asshole. Always was an asshole. Always goin’ to be an asshole. Some people is jes’ assholes, and that’s an end… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me! — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay… — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
Don't be an asshole, don't be a jerk, be what you are and be proud of it. — Jessica Wadia Copy Share Image
“Brian held up the three centermost fingers of his right hand. "Read between the lines, asshole.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.” — Scott Stabile Copy Share Image
“I love you, asshole." Then Gavin laughed. "Right back at you, dickhead.” — Jaci Burton Copy Share Image
“Why do I need to be defined as anything? Why can’t I just be who I am without some asshole trying to… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole. — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
“So, slim who is this designer asshole?" Falcyn "That's Mr. Asshole to you Dragon.” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with you?" Nika asks Madoc. He responds, "I'm an incurable asshole.” — Shannon K. Butcher Copy Share Image
“Look on the bright side... " David said. I waited. Then he roared with laughter. "What?" "I can't think of anything." "Asshole.” — Kimberly Sabatini Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“I am not mad because I'm a woman... I'm mad because you're an asshole.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“In the jungles of Vietnam, we used to refer to what Mueller is doing as the Invasion of Cambodia. I'll explain it… — A.K. Kuykendall Copy Share Image
Why don't I like you?" "Because you think I'm an asshole, and I'm not really, I'm just British and, well, you're not. — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“It's because he's an asshole. Asshole brains don't work the same as ours do. Too much brown sludge.” — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
If you're the one who judges someone reading them, you're an asshole for not inviting me for beer so we can do… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be nice to her and she'll Be Friend-zone to you. Be an asshole to her anf she'll fall for you.. — Yashowardhan Copy Share Image
Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“Holy shit,' Ash murmured. 'Oh, it gets worse.' Ash lifted an eyebrow. 'Yeah, apparently when I decide to be an asshole, I… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We play loud electric guitar music, and we'd hope that that doesn't mean you have to act like an asshole. — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
“If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, it's yours; if not, then he's an asshole.” — Ali Wentworth Copy Share Image
You aren't cool because you played her, you're cool because you're an asshole and apparently that's what society likes. — Emily Tilley Copy Share Image
I'm shy around people I don't know...and an asshole to people that used to know me — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Theres No Such Thing as A Normal Relationship These Days, Not without the Guy Being an Asshole and Some Bitch Trying to… — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
That moment you see a girl you could've smashed looking good but blew it by being an asshole — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
You cant be a complete asshole to girls but you cant be too nice either have to mash it up or else… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HATE ME FUCK YOU KISS ME WOHHHOO HUG MEE YUMMY KICK ME YOU A ASSHOLE NO OFFENSE!! — LA BABYGURL Copy Share Image
