Quote by Madeleine Beckett

“Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.”

— Scott Stabile

“I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the…

— Nick Hornby

“I am such an asshole. And Jesus Christ, I had my head shoved so far up my ass that I was actually beginning to…

— Annie Arcane

“I stared at him. I said, "Wait, really? Like there's an actual part of our brain that dictates how many people we can tolerate…

— David Wong

“Are you trying to find some sort of reason that I've become such an asshole? The reason is... I'm an asshole. There are some…

— Courtney Cole

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“Yeah. I’m an asshole. But I promise you, when the shit rolls downhill and you need someone with a shovel, I’m an asshole who…

— Lotchie Burton

“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.”

— Jonathan Kellerman

“It takes intelligence to act dumb.”

— Scott Hunt

“All you’ve done is remind me of what an asshole you are.”

— Morgan Parker

“You wont man that son of a bitch, said Brown. I can man anything that eats. Get me a piece of jerky.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“Listen, girl, I came to tell you that life is stupid. It just pulls the same shit over and over. Sometimes you think you…

— Catherynne M. Valente