“It's because he's an asshole. Asshole brains don't work the same as ours do. Too much brown sludge.” — Madeleine Beckett Copy Share Image
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole — John Lydon Copy Share Image
“As with the douchebags of the world, calling an asshole an asshole sometimes is exactly what needs to happen.” — George Takei Copy Share Image
I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
“The worst type of asshole is an asshole who doesn't realize he's an asshole. He's an asshole who honestly thinks he's doing… — Mark W Boyer Copy Share Image
“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.” — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
