Asshole Quote by Cheryl Strayed

“Why? Because in your twenties you’re becoming who you’re going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”

— Cheryl Strayed

“You know what’s going to happen if we find him. He’s going to be an asshole, and Dragos, you can’t kill him just because…

— Thea Harrison

“I’m going on to bigger and better things. You’re going to be hearing about me someday. I’m going to be somebody. And all you’re…

— Rosalind James

“What people do isn't determined by where they live. It happens to be their damned fault. They decided to watch TV instead of thinking…

— Neal Stephenson

“They are not brave, the days when we are twenty-one. They are full of little cowardices, little fears without foundation, and one is so…

— Daphne du Maurier

There is some evidence that average wave heights are slowly rising, and that freak waves of eighty or ninety feet are becoming more common.…

— Sebastian Junger

I didn't fear old age. I was just becoming increasingly aware of the fact that the only people who said old age was beautiful…

— Erma Bombeck

It's really scary, when you're on the verge of becoming a teenager, and you don't know if people like you for you or if…

— Rowan Blanchard

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

— Frank Zappa

Dream big, work hard and don't be an asshole!

— Mike Shinoda

“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.”

— Darynda Jones

When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.

— Demetri Martin