Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Nobody likes a dick. Except a pussy. Or an asshole. Or a goat’s mouth.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“-I suck cock because I like cock. I like getting my cock sucked and I really--yes, really--like sucking the cocks of other men! And… — Tali Spencer Copy Share Image
“Goat tongue is a gift, you got it from the day you're borned or you ain't got it. If you got it, goats'll heed… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Nothing says, ‘I like you’ like your tongue in their mouth.” One thing could be said for that, it was inarguably true.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
