“Trusting someone nice to you doesn’t make you a moron. It makes the person who fucked you over an asshole.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Having the nice guy who makes you breakfast in bed, yet still wanting the asshole who broke your heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
Steve [Jobs] proves that it's OK to be an asshole... He just has a different OS. — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
“A guy who advertises his own goodness is just another kind of asshole.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?” — Qwen Salsbury Copy Share Image
“I do,” you say, “but my father’s an asshole. He thinks if I have my car, I’ll skip my classes.” “Would you?”… — J.M. Darhower Copy Share Image
You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. -Marylin Delpy — The Social Network Copy Share Image
“I can't believe we just did this. I'm such an asshole, I said. Note to self, women don't really want to hear… — JD Holmes Copy Share Image
“I think the world honestly would be a much healthier place if instead of trying to find rationalizations for our bad behavior… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or… — Leila Copy Share Image
“of view, may show that he is not getting the respect he deserves. Although our theory is a definition of the term… — Aaron James Copy Share Image
People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
What you've got is 30,000 people calling you an asshole.- Stone Cold Steve Austin What I've got is 30,000 people I couldn't… — Triple H Copy Share Image
“I made you a logo. It’s supposed to represent you as a person, and that’s why it looks like an asshole. I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a total asshole giving proper care to significant life situations than acted like my crap don't stink but was… — Michael Sams Copy Share Image
“You look like shit. (Vane) Yeah, well, I wouldn’t date you either, asshole. (Fury)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I'm the asshole who parks the shopping cart right next to your car in the parking lot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wow, you think you know someone, and then they go and turn into a total fucking asshole all in one week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole". — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.” — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
“Listen, when some asshole pulls a gun on me, he loses his right to a warm milky drink and fucking cuddles, okay?” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“He wanted to believe that I was a good person and I wanted to believe that he was just another asshole.” — Jessica Cutler Copy Share Image
“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right there behind me.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.” — Kyle Labe Copy Share Image
“I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.” — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
“I’m afraid she’s going to grow right past me and end up falling in love with some asshole who has it all… — Charles Sheehan-Miles Copy Share Image
“How the hell had an asshole like me been lucky enough to find a woman who was so pure and yet so… — Nina Levine Copy Share Image
“I don't deserve progress. I deserve un-progress. I'm just an asshole. I'm not enlightened. I'm an idiot. A grade SS fucking idiot.” — Jonathan Culver Copy Share Image
Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I told you we're close!" "Yeah, so are me and my asshole! Doesn't mean I'm going to call it twice a day!” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Hitler might not have been such an asshole if he hadn't been left hanging for all his high fives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I m not going to appolize for having trust issues but m sorry that the people I gave everything to turned out… — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
It's okay that I call him an asshole everyday. This is called brotherly and sisterly love! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to… — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
Hey I'm a picses and a pissy so eat some fish and become roadkill… Asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are a complete asshole, you know that?” “I’ve been called worse,” he said, helping me off the stool.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?" I nodded and headed back to the door. "When I need to be.” — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful… — Alec Sulkin Copy Share Image
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