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“Sometimes it's best not to examine someone's intentions, and just take them for the asshole they really are.”

— Kyle Labe

“Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?” “I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”

— Justin Halpern

“It's meant I will act like less of an asshole, but feel much more like one.”

— Koren Zailckas

“It's impossible to be involved in all situations, but there's no excuse not to be involved in something, somewhere, somehow, with someone. Make an…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.”

— Graham Parke

“Stay out of situations that you don’t absolutely have to get involved with.”

— Art Hochberg

“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.”

— John Cheese

“Making other people feel like assholes was a terrible way to get them to stop acting like assholes.”

— Cory Doctorow

“You might be an asshole… but I want you to be my asshole.”

— Jaclyn Osborn

“You make me want to be less of an asshole.”

— Penny Reid