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“I want them to see me. Not my buttocks, not my dirty clothes, but me.”

— NoViolet Bulawayo

“You cannot take a chap in dislike, just ‘cause he is too good looking!”

— Vaishnavi Nair K

“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.”

— Raheel Farooq

“Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”

— Anatole France

“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“When I saw my backside, I gasped. “I have no ass!” I said aloud. “They have left me no ass!”

— Maziar Bahari

“I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?”

— Darynda Jones

“What I lack in courage I more than make up for in underwear. I am possibly the bravest coward to ever go commando.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Let us not disdain the ass,”

— Johann David Wyss

“But me, my jeans, tank, boots and socks, commando and braless, walked right out the door and, like we had many, many times before,…

— Kristen Ashley

“My least favorite thing was a man who had severe white-man's ass, where the jeans just bagged over the butt. I wanted something to…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I…

— Ilona Andrews